it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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