great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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