I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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