We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.