I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies