so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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