There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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As shirtless as possible
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
we should paint friendship bongs
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