He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize