She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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