It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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