yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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