this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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