you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves