We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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