On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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