They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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