what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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