If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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