that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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