Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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