you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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