we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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