I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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