you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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