do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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