I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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