3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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