There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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