Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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