There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
