I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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