Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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