If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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