What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize