god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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