apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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