Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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