so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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