You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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