: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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