Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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