Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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