actually, I'm a sock model
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
They are going to name an STD after you.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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