I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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