i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
In America we eat man semen.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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