Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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