Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.