I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.