Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do vagina's smell?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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