One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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