did you get engaged???
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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