Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
